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The truth about kuz's little girl harem (5)

1 Name: Anonymous : Tue, 16 Mar 2021 17:05:27 GMT [Del]

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4 Name: Anonymous : Thu, 18 Mar 2021 03:51:11 GMT [Del]

Kuz cannot hide the verified for such length

5 Name: Anonymous : Thu, 18 Mar 2021 04:39:35 GMT [Del]

Truth does not fear investigation.

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Retro FPS Thread!! (8)

1 Name: Anonymous : Thu, 25 Feb 2021 23:00:54 GMT [Del]

What's your favorite out of all the retro FPSs? For the sake of being consistent, let's define "retro" as released on/before 2008. Bonus: Which games(if any) do you think replicate/come close to the same gameplay feel that those did?

5 Name: Anonymous : Wed, 17 Mar 2021 05:01:24 GMT [Del]

for me its freeDOOM all the waya

6 Name: Anonymous : Wed, 17 Mar 2021 08:11:52 GMT [Del]

As much as I like Doom and Quake, TF2 will always hold a special place in my heart.

7 Name: Anonymous : Wed, 17 Mar 2021 22:45:35 GMT [Del]

>special place

Gotta say, it's less the game and more the wonderful bullshitting I had with the people on those servers. 3/4 of my Steam Friends are those that I met in community servers and had a blast with.

8 Name: Anonymous : Thu, 18 Mar 2021 00:03:08 GMT [Del]

I still enjoy the game immensely ignoring a few (im)balances that will never get fixed and the bots currently swarming it.

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There's a problem in the matrix (13)

1 Name: Anonymous : Tue, 16 Mar 2021 00:21:13 GMT [Del]

Everyone here is roleplaying as an "oldfag" yet they keep >>quoting the post above them. Do you enjoy clicking on post numbers that much?

10 Name: Anonymous : Wed, 17 Mar 2021 04:52:56 GMT [Del]

you mean you don't browse heyuri on lynx??

11 Name: Anonymous : Wed, 17 Mar 2021 08:13:26 GMT [Del]

13 Name: Anonymous : Wed, 17 Mar 2021 22:46:59 GMT [Del]

Gotta be real, 12-san, those are some pretty old fags.

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Futaba calculations (15)

1 Name: Anonymous : Mon, 01 Mar 2021 16:19:58 GMT [Del]

so using a heyuri anons creation, https://futabachannel.neocities.org

i was able to calculate a combined PPH sitewide on futaba of 26,249!!!

26,249 posts, give or take, every hour, means that on average, they recieve a little under 630,000 posts per day!!!!

On a related note, does anyone know how many posts per day sites like 2ch(.sc) and 5ch get? Are they less than they were 10 years ago?

Do you think 4chan really is the largest anonymous bulletin board? or has 2ch/5ch taken their place?

for reference, 4chan receives 1.1M posts per day

12 Name: Anonymous : Mon, 15 Mar 2021 09:18:21 GMT [Del]

Calling 2ch "5ch" is gay as fuck. Fuck JIM (and fuck Hiroyuki too for good measure).

13 Name: Anonymous : Wed, 17 Mar 2021 02:19:07 GMT [Del]

>I really need to update those stats

I finally got around to it: https://futabachannel.neocities.org/boards.html

Should be a little more accurate this time too. For the previous calculations, the length of time over which PPH was measured varied massively depending on the board (from a few weeks to almost a decade), but this time they were measured more uniformly; October 2020 (when I last calculated it) to the present day

14 Name: Anonymous : Wed, 17 Mar 2021 08:42:10 GMT [Del]

thanks, 13-san!

15 Name: Anonymous : Thu, 18 Mar 2021 01:48:58 GMT [Del]

Ayashiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii woruldo!!!!!!!!

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The grand epic of faganon (43)

1 Name: modern day Homer : Sun, 14 Mar 2021 15:36:01 GMT [Del]

I, faganon, stand at the border of time and space, looking outwards towards the faint and distant projections of 2007. A single teardrop runs down my cheek. I tried so hard, oh so, so hard, to preserve those faint and distant memories. Alas, there was little I could do in the end. Even my fellow oldfags betrayed me. The war was long and hard, I fought off one zoomer after the next. There were too many to win, but I still had hope. That was, until the dark lord k♡♡z, oh how I thought him to be a fellow oldfag friend!, betrayed me...

Injured and beaten, I fled to greener pastures. To the delicate domain of oldfags known as "4-ch." There I thought I'd be at peace. But alas! How could it be! Just as I had posted my 50th rant about the dreaded zoomer threat, someone responded to me with those vile words! Those oh so disrespectful words! He replied to me with...

black penis

and 3 posts after of naught but laughing emojis!
How could this be? This was my new home, a place without zoomers, and yet this? No, the zoomers must have followed me there. I readied my keyboard and posted my most powerful post yet.

Post too long. Click to view the whole post or the thread page.

40 Name: Anonymous : Tue, 16 Mar 2021 15:13:15 GMT [Del]

>>39
why not? lolico does

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43 Name: Anonymous : Wed, 17 Mar 2021 04:58:08 GMT [Del]

ebin

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Heyuris Future [FUCK OFF FAGANON] [Heyuri] (15)

1 Name: Anonymous : Tue, 16 Mar 2021 11:10:54 GMT [Del]

With the software change on the horizon, do you think heyuri is due to see some sort of revival, or will it stay very slow paced as it is now?

12 Name: Anonymous : Tue, 16 Mar 2021 14:41:17 GMT [Del]

>>9

I am thinking about it anywho i will leave Kuz and his userbase of teenagers and 40 somethings alone maybe my opinion on these revival sites will change overtime but as of right now from what I've seen most of them are garbage including Heyuri. If you want a great example of what I'm talking about just look at the Myspace clones full of zoomers from TikTok those kids aren't even old enough to remember that. Someone on 4ch said These websites are, for a lack of a better word, quite reactionary. They're pretty sterile in that they're unable to produce new things, forever stuck in trying to relive something they never got to experience in the first place. Which this is pretty much true. anyway i will leave so long faggots.

BTW you guys are all stupid for falling for my bait i was trolling you while bringing up valid points at the same time.

13 Name: Anonymous : Tue, 16 Mar 2021 15:13:02 GMT [Del]

>>12
the classic "i was only trolling, im not actually that stupid" trope

14 Name: Anonymous : Tue, 16 Mar 2021 15:16:50 GMT [Del]

>>12
buddy - nobody likes you or wants your company, 4-ch banned you, heyuri bans you, everyone can distinguish your typing style and your sour shitty attitude all the time.

For lack of a better term, real "oldfags" dont go around and pout and cry and whine everywhere about WAAAHHH THE OLD DAYS - they create, enjoy, and have fun, which is what we do on heyuri.

Your age doesnt matter, if you can have fun and make original content, your welcome here. If you want a 1:1 copy of old 4chan your out of luck because that isnt what heyuri is either.

Fuck off.

— Sincerely, Heyuri users.

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[Culture] Your opinion on the textboard scene outside of Japan (31)

1 Name: Anonymous : Thu, 11 Mar 2021 15:40:18 GMT [Del]

I like that there are and have been so many attempts at making a new textboard, the problem is that they're almost always invariably dead.

28 Name: Anonymous : Mon, 15 Mar 2021 23:18:59 GMT [Del]

>>27
On what is it based on? I wonder,,,,,

29 Name: Anonymous : Mon, 15 Mar 2021 23:29:57 GMT [Del]

Oh sorry, I meant ´´epic win''.

30 Name: Anonymous : Tue, 16 Mar 2021 00:07:44 GMT [Del]

>>28
Two ons

31 Name: Anonymous : Tue, 16 Mar 2021 11:01:51 GMT [Del]

lets not let our discussions overshadow rule 8

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March Animu when? (2)

1 Name: Anonymous : Mon, 15 Mar 2021 12:25:40 GMT [Del]

It's halfway through the month and the March Monthly thread still hasn't been brought back how many more muscle girl threads do we have to make to meet your quotas mods?

2 Name: Anonymous : Mon, 15 Mar 2021 14:52:09 GMT [Del]

kuz delayed it due to software change and because "it sucked away from /b/"

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KUZ HAS BEEN EXPOSED? (4)

1 Name: Anonymous : Sun, 14 Mar 2021 07:27:27 GMT [Del]

<kuz> i texted my 13y bulgarian girlfriend to prepare her ass once i invite my 20 drunk friends to come and celebrate and fuck her
<kuz> such is the eastern tradition..
<kuz> oh shes 14 now
<kuz> time flies

2 Name: Anonymous : Sun, 14 Mar 2021 11:45:48 GMT [Del]

>14

Fucking gross, TOO OLD

3 Name: Anonymous : Mon, 15 Mar 2021 05:21:25 GMT [Del]

reported

4 Name: Anonymous : Mon, 15 Mar 2021 09:43:09 GMT [Del]

reported for announcing a report

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is 2ちゃん.net down? (4)

1 Name: Anonymous : Thu, 11 Mar 2021 22:11:41 GMT [Del]

I haven been able to access the website in the past few days, keep getting error 522, does this have to do with kuz's shuffling of things about?

2 Name: Anonymous : Thu, 11 Mar 2021 23:23:02 GMT [Del]

Probably, it's been down for me lately too

It seemed to be down for a few hours everyday even before this though - I was beginning to wonder whether the guy running it was manually disabling the site before going to bed or something

3 Name: kuz Administrator ☆ : Fri, 12 Mar 2021 11:18:36 GMT [Del]

site will be back up in a day. moving servers

4 Name: kuz Administrator ☆ : Sat, 13 Mar 2021 05:21:05 GMT [Del]

sites back up under new name. nakura's VPS had issues

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Does the creator of futabachannel.neocities.org still post here? (2)

1 Name: Anonymous : Thu, 11 Mar 2021 00:12:13 GMT [Del]

he uses lots of emotes.. has a unique way of speaking, you probably know what im talking about.. anyone seen him? his posts dont pop up as much as they used to

2 Name: Anonymous : Thu, 11 Mar 2021 10:05:25 GMT [Del]

Yes (゚∇゚)

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IM A LITTLE BOY (5)

1 Name: Anonymous : Mon, 22 Feb 2021 22:27:26 GMT [Del]

thats all

2 Name: Anonymous : Tue, 23 Feb 2021 04:57:26 GMT [Del]

1-san you're 24

3 Name: Anonymous : Tue, 23 Feb 2021 09:40:53 GMT [Del]

lies

4 Name: Anonymous : Tue, 23 Feb 2021 16:27:38 GMT [Del]

Undertale Yellow-kun here I'm the littlest

5 Name: Anonymous : Wed, 10 Mar 2021 19:41:31 GMT [Del]

Ng

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Doll lover's thread (4)

1 Name: Anonymous : Sun, 07 Mar 2021 15:28:33 GMT [Del]

Since dollloversgathering's BBS ain't up yet, what would you like to see on the site, anon?

2 Name: Anonymous : Sun, 07 Mar 2021 21:15:43 GMT [Del]

a page for the best rozen maiden related copypastas

3 Name: Anonymous : Tue, 09 Mar 2021 00:43:29 GMT [Del]

... a BBS!

4 Name: Anonymous : Tue, 09 Mar 2021 07:37:56 GMT [Del]

Kirakishou! I assume the webmaster haven't watched Season 3 of Rozen Maiden

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Are there many Rozen Maiden related copypastas?

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If somebody offered you $50 to twerk on a mall Santa, would you do it? (2)

1 Name: Anonymous : Mon, 08 Mar 2021 06:24:08 GMT [Del]

Personally no, because my jawline is still so teenager I think I would catch a case.

2 Name: Anonymous : Tue, 09 Mar 2021 00:43:19 GMT [Del]

The real question is who wouldnt?

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why (3)

1 Name: Anonymous : Sat, 06 Mar 2021 23:49:17 GMT [Del]

does 2chan have a board for moai?

https://dec.2chan.net/69/futaba.htm

2 Name: Anonymous : Sun, 07 Mar 2021 05:42:38 GMT [Del]

As far as I can tell it was a board started in 2016, initially dedicated to ancient cultures, mysterious artifacts, and odd/esoteric things from the past

Over time it became more of a random board due to loose moderation, but it still had the other stuff there when I last checked it a few months ago

However, it now appears to be dedicated to screencaps/meta discussion, and has been limited to 2 pages rather than the former 10 - I have no idea why that is!

3 Name: Anonymous : Sun, 07 Mar 2021 06:33:25 GMT [Del]

After reading into it a bit more, apparently these screencap threads started on the Guro ura board in June 2020, then moved to Moai in October

The users in these threads have a problem with a troll (or group of trolls) that's been mass-spamming and shitting up various threads and boards around Futaba using images of characters from Kemono Friends and thinking emojis

Distinctive traits of the troll(s) are that they often mass quote the OP image, post trashy/annoying image edits, their posts are completely offtopic or insulting, and they often target the less populated boards and wipe out all the threads (sounds familiar...)

These screencap generals are dedicated to finding and cataloging his/their posts so everyone can "del" them en masse. The way the del function works on Futaba is kind of like reporting, except it automatically deletes the post once a certain number of del requests have been made. I believe it also exposes a portion of that posters IP, so you can see if it's a notorious troll or not
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