I, faganon, stand at the border of time and space, looking outwards towards the faint and distant projections of 2007. A single teardrop runs down my cheek. I tried so hard, oh so, so hard, to preserve those faint and distant memories. Alas, there was little I could do in the end. Even my fellow oldfags betrayed me. The war was long and hard, I fought off one zoomer after the next. There were too many to win, but I still had hope. That was, until the dark lord k♡♡z, oh how I thought him to be a fellow oldfag friend!, betrayed me...
Injured and beaten, I fled to greener pastures. To the delicate domain of oldfags known as "4-ch." There I thought I'd be at peace. But alas! How could it be! Just as I had posted my 50th rant about the dreaded zoomer threat, someone responded to me with those vile words! Those oh so disrespectful words! He replied to me with...
black penis
and 3 posts after of naught but laughing emojis!
How could this be? This was my new home, a place without zoomers, and yet this? No, the zoomers must have followed me there. I readied my keyboard and posted my most powerful post yet.
"admin pls delete teh board the zoomers keep being mean to me and DEFILING my glorious 2007 threads!"
I waited with anticipation, precum dripping from my erect member, for the army of oldfags to back me up, to drive away the menace. But only one replied.
"shut the fuck up, nerd."
THE END
BLACK PENISES MATTER
Nice pasta TLDR well now i know the Heyuri teens are on the site and ruining it i kinda figured that was the case. You kids continue to destroy the last few good places on the internet can we seriously have a place on the internet with no modern culture references at all? is that too much too ask? this is one reason why i hate zoomers they are annoying and destroy everything they touch.
>>4
did you think 4-ch was some epic oldfag hangout?
Jesus christ I thought this was all an elaborate joke, I'm starting to think it really actually is just one really autistic guy railing against zoomers
Did i say it was? NO maybe you shouldn't jump to conclusions and i am not even new to that site so nice try.
lol
(>ω^)
If they are underaged and say that they are they should be banned simple as that you're a retard for being underage and posting on a site like this and saying your age out in the open.
WHATS UP GUYS IM A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL AND I LIKE THE INTERNET AND ANIMES LIKE NARUTO!!!
Hey guys I was literally born in 2008 what's up dudes!!
Nice bait this is so old i have seen this before nice try.
You can't B& Yuki-chan
THE END
"Zoomer"? Is that a word used by crippingly self-aware gen-Zers?
No it is mostly used as a insult by Gen X and Gen Y to refer to Gen Z.
Oh so now we are gatekeeping well this is hilarious literally dude STFU if you unironically think 27 isn't old enough to remember the old internet you're fucking retarded. Just because you are some 40 year old guy who used the internet in the 80s that doesn't give you the right to be a gatekeeping fat old bald neckbeard faggot in his moms basement. Also btw most of these older posters are apart of the same generation as me so it is fucking laughable that you would lump me in with zoomers despite the fact that i was born in the early 90s it is a 4 to 5 year age difference you stupid fuck i am almost 30 fucking years old. I have been on the internet since the late 90s so i do remember old internet culture you fucking dumbass and for the record people born in 1997-1999 the older zoomers also remember old internet culture as well and they were the last generation to experience it. It is the kids born 2001-ownward that don't remember this shit and the fact that you're trying to act like there are no tryhard kids on these sites pisses me the fuck off.
Of course you didn't because you're a brain dead retard who doesn't know how to argue.
>>26
What is going on in your life man? Take a break from textboards.
"faganon", why don't you make your own imageboard for oldfags? I'd love to see a properly moderated oldfags-only website. Judging by your informative and well written posts, I trust you to be the only one capable of pulling off such a feat.
There is no other place to go and although i criticize these kinds of revival places they are the only part of the internet where i feel somewhat at home because they remind me of the good old days of when i was younger posting online.
Well i can tell that's sarcasm first off and second i am thinking about it.
no sarcasm here, i'd love to see a site by you
If i ran a revival website i would do things in a similar way but some things would be different. I would have both a imageboard and textboard like Heyuri and i would have rule 8 from this site carry over to my site too but what i would do differently is 1. make my site 18 + so you would have to be 18 or older to post and spamming flames and zoomer posting would absolutely not be allowed and i wouldn't merge boards together unless i felt it was necessary i would just delete the boards that nobody uses anymore and if users wanted a specific board to be made i would add it to the site if i felt it would add something of value to the site. I made a thread on 4chan /b/ about this exact topic a long time ago and some anons want me to do it while others do not it got a mixed response.
>>34
Go for it! Plenty of cheap or free hosting options available.
it would be funny if he used kuz's free hosting service
ebin