The grand epic of faganon (43)

1 Name: modern day Homer : Sun, 14 Mar 2021 15:36:01 GMT [Del]

I, faganon, stand at the border of time and space, looking outwards towards the faint and distant projections of 2007. A single teardrop runs down my cheek. I tried so hard, oh so, so hard, to preserve those faint and distant memories. Alas, there was little I could do in the end. Even my fellow oldfags betrayed me. The war was long and hard, I fought off one zoomer after the next. There were too many to win, but I still had hope. That was, until the dark lord k♡♡z, oh how I thought him to be a fellow oldfag friend!, betrayed me...

Injured and beaten, I fled to greener pastures. To the delicate domain of oldfags known as "4-ch." There I thought I'd be at peace. But alas! How could it be! Just as I had posted my 50th rant about the dreaded zoomer threat, someone responded to me with those vile words! Those oh so disrespectful words! He replied to me with...

black penis

and 3 posts after of naught but laughing emojis!
How could this be? This was my new home, a place without zoomers, and yet this? No, the zoomers must have followed me there. I readied my keyboard and posted my most powerful post yet.
"admin pls delete teh board the zoomers keep being mean to me and DEFILING my glorious 2007 threads!"
I waited with anticipation, precum dripping from my erect member, for the army of oldfags to back me up, to drive away the menace. But only one replied.
"shut the fuck up, nerd."


2 Name: Anonymous : Sun, 14 Mar 2021 15:44:51 GMT [Del]


3 Name: Anonymous : Sun, 14 Mar 2021 19:28:01 GMT [Del]

Fuck off zoomer youre too young to be here you arent old enough to remember the 90s and 00s internet this place is for oldfags like me I was 13 in 2007 and ヽ(`Д´三;゚Д゚)ノ *asplodes*

4 Name: Anonymous : Mon, 15 Mar 2021 04:44:37 GMT [Del]

Nice pasta TLDR well now i know the Heyuri teens are on the site and ruining it i kinda figured that was the case. You kids continue to destroy the last few good places on the internet can we seriously have a place on the internet with no modern culture references at all? is that too much too ask? this is one reason why i hate zoomers they are annoying and destroy everything they touch.

5 Name: Anonymous : Mon, 15 Mar 2021 05:06:31 GMT [Del]

did you think 4-ch was some epic oldfag hangout?

6 Name: Anonymous : Mon, 15 Mar 2021 05:20:44 GMT [Del]

Jesus christ I thought this was all an elaborate joke, I'm starting to think it really actually is just one really autistic guy railing against zoomers

7 Name: Anonymous : Mon, 15 Mar 2021 05:21:41 GMT [Del]


Did i say it was? NO maybe you shouldn't jump to conclusions and i am not even new to that site so nice try.

8 Name: Anonymous : Mon, 15 Mar 2021 05:30:30 GMT [Del]


9 Name: Anonymous : Mon, 15 Mar 2021 05:46:42 GMT [Del]

as kuz said...

Hello eveyone - and happy birthday 9ch.

I would reckon that the vast majority of people, Heyuri-users or not, don't understand the sites purpose. So, let me get something straight, ITS NOT AN OLDFAG CIRCLEJERK/HANGOUT. Its about simply having fun in our own way.

A very common critisizm I hear about Heyuri and my administration of it is that "You dont ban all zoomers!!!" - or whatever other buzzword of the day they want to call people, and heres why:

You cant enforce age rules in the first place

What am I supposed to do, ask everyone for an ID to enter?
"Zoomers" can be perfectly fine people.

In the context of Heyuri, your age has very little to do with your placement on the site. While most of the users are probably of an older demographic, there have been and are a handful of younger users, who make excellent posts. Hell, the founder of the site was 16! To think you have to be a certain age to have fun on Heyuri is silly and quite frankly harmful.

Another myth I would like to dispell is that Heyuri just wants you to recycle the same 10-15 jokes over and over again. In fact, this is discouraged.

People of all ages should enjoy and participate on Heyuri. Let's all stop fighting about "teens", "zoomers", and other buzzwords. If you want to go jerk off the same group of 30 year old men making the same joke over and over again, then that has its place. Heyuri, howver, is not that.

10 Name: Anonymous : Mon, 15 Mar 2021 05:52:12 GMT [Del]


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12 Name: Anonymous : Mon, 15 Mar 2021 05:59:33 GMT [Del]

       , .   These w's just never stop growing.
     ( ´ω`)    .  .
     ○={=}〇, ; .'´ `. ゙ ; `
wwwwwし w`(.@)wwwwwwwww

13 Name: Anonymous : Mon, 15 Mar 2021 05:59:40 GMT [Del]


If they are underaged and say that they are they should be banned simple as that you're a retard for being underage and posting on a site like this and saying your age out in the open.

14 Name: Anonymous : Mon, 15 Mar 2021 06:11:02 GMT [Del]

       , .   These w's just never stop growing.
     ( ´ω`)    .  .
     ○={=}〇, ; .'´ `. ゙ ; `
wwwwwし w`(.@)WWWWWWWWW

15 Name: Anonymous : Mon, 15 Mar 2021 06:12:08 GMT [Del]

13-chan might not be of legal age herself, but that's o-kay ( ̄▽ ̄)

Nobody is telling their age here, so discussing about it is just unnecessary.

16 Name: Anonymous : Mon, 15 Mar 2021 06:16:36 GMT [Del]


17 Name: Anonymous : Mon, 15 Mar 2021 06:35:09 GMT [Del]

Hey guys I was literally born in 2008 what's up dudes!!

18 Name: Anonymous : Mon, 15 Mar 2021 06:36:35 GMT [Del]


Nice bait this is so old i have seen this before nice try.

19 Name: Anonymous : Mon, 15 Mar 2021 07:29:12 GMT [Del]

You can't B& Yuki-chan


20 Name: Anonymous : Mon, 15 Mar 2021 09:33:47 GMT [Del]

"Zoomer"? Is that a word used by crippingly self-aware gen-Zers?

21 Name: Anonymous : Mon, 15 Mar 2021 09:40:52 GMT [Del]


No it is mostly used as a insult by Gen X and Gen Y to refer to Gen Z.

22 Name: Anonymous : Mon, 15 Mar 2021 09:42:41 GMT [Del]

Sounds like a marketing scheme.

23 Name: Anonymous : Mon, 15 Mar 2021 14:00:32 GMT [Del]

The real comedy/tragedy behind faganon is that he himself was one of the annoying kids we were all rolling our eyes at during the time period he has teh b0ner for

It's the story of a 27 year old man who - in an almost satirical fashion - is too young and oblivious to recognize when he's posting amongst a bunch of 30+ year olds who don't take him seriously, or just think he's a tryhard AnonIB kiddie

Upon being ridiculed or trolled, his knee-jerk reaction is to deem his detractors (most of which are older than him) to be "zoomers". This is despite the fact that he's only 2-3 years away from being a member of generation Z himself. Thou doth protest too much, methinks!

24 Name: Anonymous : Mon, 15 Mar 2021 14:31:25 GMT [Del]


Oh so now we are gatekeeping well this is hilarious literally dude STFU if you unironically think 27 isn't old enough to remember the old internet you're fucking retarded. Just because you are some 40 year old guy who used the internet in the 80s that doesn't give you the right to be a gatekeeping fat old bald neckbeard faggot in his moms basement. Also btw most of these older posters are apart of the same generation as me so it is fucking laughable that you would lump me in with zoomers despite the fact that i was born in the early 90s it is a 4 to 5 year age difference you stupid fuck i am almost 30 fucking years old. I have been on the internet since the late 90s so i do remember old internet culture you fucking dumbass and for the record people born in 1997-1999 the older zoomers also remember old internet culture as well and they were the last generation to experience it. It is the kids born 2001-ownward that don't remember this shit and the fact that you're trying to act like there are no tryhard kids on these sites pisses me the fuck off.

25 Name: Anonymous : Mon, 15 Mar 2021 14:44:04 GMT [Del]

didnt read

26 Name: Anonymous : Mon, 15 Mar 2021 14:46:43 GMT [Del]


Of course you didn't because you're a brain dead retard who doesn't know how to argue.

27 Name: Anonymous : Mon, 15 Mar 2021 14:51:34 GMT [Del]

lol didnt read

28 Name: Anonymous : Mon, 15 Mar 2021 15:48:16 GMT [Del]

What is going on in your life man? Take a break from textboards.

29 Name: Anonymous : Mon, 15 Mar 2021 17:16:17 GMT [Del]

"faganon", why don't you make your own imageboard for oldfags? I'd love to see a properly moderated oldfags-only website. Judging by your informative and well written posts, I trust you to be the only one capable of pulling off such a feat.

30 Name: Anonymous : Tue, 16 Mar 2021 01:06:23 GMT [Del]


There is no other place to go and although i criticize these kinds of revival places they are the only part of the internet where i feel somewhat at home because they remind me of the good old days of when i was younger posting online.

31 Name: Anonymous : Tue, 16 Mar 2021 01:08:19 GMT [Del]


Well i can tell that's sarcasm first off and second i am thinking about it.

32 Name: Anonymous : Tue, 16 Mar 2021 04:22:45 GMT [Del]

no sarcasm here, i'd love to see a site by you

33 Name: Anonymous : Tue, 16 Mar 2021 05:23:16 GMT [Del]

Check the post number. Dubs.

34 Name: Anonymous : Tue, 16 Mar 2021 05:24:24 GMT [Del]


If i ran a revival website i would do things in a similar way but some things would be different. I would have both a imageboard and textboard like Heyuri and i would have rule 8 from this site carry over to my site too but what i would do differently is 1. make my site 18 + so you would have to be 18 or older to post and spamming flames and zoomer posting would absolutely not be allowed and i wouldn't merge boards together unless i felt it was necessary i would just delete the boards that nobody uses anymore and if users wanted a specific board to be made i would add it to the site if i felt it would add something of value to the site. I made a thread on 4chan /b/ about this exact topic a long time ago and some anons want me to do it while others do not it got a mixed response.

35 Name: Anonymous : Tue, 16 Mar 2021 06:35:22 GMT [Del]

You guys still visit /b/?!

36 Name: Anonymous : Tue, 16 Mar 2021 07:22:26 GMT [Del]


Not really only occasionally.

37 Name: Anonymous : Tue, 16 Mar 2021 07:50:31 GMT [Del]

Go for it! Plenty of cheap or free hosting options available.

38 Name: Anonymous : Tue, 16 Mar 2021 11:00:36 GMT [Del]

it would be funny if he used kuz's free hosting service

39 Name: Anonymous : Tue, 16 Mar 2021 12:50:33 GMT [Del]


I don't trust him.

40 Name: Anonymous : Tue, 16 Mar 2021 15:13:15 GMT [Del]

why not? lolico does

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43 Name: Anonymous : Wed, 17 Mar 2021 04:58:08 GMT [Del]


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